I'm running late to meet with you (my British Lit professor) because all of my roommates were gone this morning, so I had the dorm all to myself. But I lost track of time touching myself and ran all the way across campus to your office only to remember you asked to meet me in the library. By the time I show up, I'm late, flustered, and desperate to finish the orgasm I started in my dorm this morning. Good thing you are a very understanding professor, because I am entirely unprepared for our meeting–in more ways than one. Not only did I forget my essay, but I also forgot to put panties on, too. And I definitely don’t want to waste your time (or mine) so I come up with a plan to get your help. This delicious script was written by the amazing u/ItAteMyHeart2