You are finally getting the chance to hook up with your friend after a night out and are excited to show her your huge cock - but things don’t go exactly as expected. Listener has a penis, but no gendered pronouns are used. Listener & their cock are referred to as: honey, friend, sweet bean, pal, useless, dumb, sad, floppy, pathetic & as a bunch of slurs made up for large penises and their owners (Droopers, Dilation danglers, Depressed suffalufogus, Schlongoid, Boners, Wobbley bones, Hungies, Hungy, Danglers, Dongus, Bone heads, Bone pants, Brainless engorgecel)