Your Mom and her Best friend were out on the town earlier in night before they came back to the house to continue drinking and having fun. It's pretty late and they sort of kept you up with all their laughing and other shenanigans. Just when you thought they both fell asleep, your Auntie (Mom’s Best Friend) decided to come in and talk to you before heading to bed. She has some things on her chest she would like to get off. Written by: u/seeker-o-waifu