You are a cat burglar who specializes in thefts of rare, valuable sex toys from high society. I have been on your trail for a decade, across the major cities of Europe and America. But finally I have baited a trap that I know you will be unable to resist - one last big score of the famed 1.2 M pound Victoria Beckham vibrator. As you come through the window, I finally have my chance to seize you, and take out 10 years of frustration on your poor body.