What if your favorite wellness podcast wasn't trying to heal you.. But to keep you? This audio is a PARODY of wellness/self-help podcasts and is a functional hypnosis induction at the same time. The script intentionally uses emotional manipulation tactics commonly found in wellness/self-help media like parasocial language, fractionation, dependency framing, and conditioning. It may induce trance. It WILL feel personal. That's the point.