You’re cooking for the dinner party you’re hosting tomorrow when a friend calls you up. Thankfully she’s a friend in-the-know who knows all about your kinky FLR with dear Slaveboy, so you can unload about what a brat he’s been today and the way he was trying to instigate sexy times when he was supposed to be helping you in the kitchen. You’re starting to regret swapping uses of your bedroom closet with this tiny, narrow pantry. Sure, it’s the perfect size for all your sex toys and gear, while the bedroom closet offers so much space for bulk goods, but maybe it’s too much of a temptation for Slaveboy to be keeping all your toys and gear out here. Then again, there are other ways to use your kitchen kink closet that Slaveboy might not have anticipated.