Your date notices that you were spending quite a bit of time staring at the figure of the Roman God of the Sea, Neptune. Unknown to you, your date was not the only one to notice. Notes: Neptune describes the listener as having a "cock" and a "dick".
Your date notices that you were spending quite a bit of time staring at the figure of the Roman God of the Sea, Neptune. Unknown to you, your date was not the only one to notice. Notes: Neptune describes the listener as having a "cock" and a "dick".
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