Baby… will you let me take you? I know, this may not be how you thought things would turn out but… I want you. I want you so bad. I want to pull you into me and let you give me your everything. Will you do that for me? Will you take my hand in one last gravitational interaction? You will? Oh, I just knew you couldn’t resist my attraction. Not even light can after all, so how could a little star like you? Come here, baby. Let me do for you what black holes do best… Suck. In this audio, you, the listener play the part of a small, shy red dwarf star who has gradually been drawn closer to an attractive (both gravitationally and sexually) older black hole lady, who you have known and longed for since she was a main sequence star, but you had always remained distant. Now that she has you closer however, and is hungry for matter, you may just get your wish of making love with her heavenly body…