You (listener, M) just came back from another disastrous date, and it seems like that has been the case with all of your dates so far. Your roommate (performer, F) decided to try and make you feel better with beer, popcorn and your new favorite series, but you still seem down. When she finds out why, she goes on a rant about how she was sick of seeing you with all these girls that weren't right for you when she had been dropping you hints for a while now. After you both confess, things start getting pretty steamy.