Script Fill for u/tama_mantic Your neighbor's getting their deck furnished. The handyman, while older than you, is drop dead gorgeous. You've tried dressing up, laying outside, just to get his attention but to no avail. He just doesn't seem to give you the time of day. Damn, and he'd be good to swipe your V card on. To get your mind off him, you try to go out to...well, anywhere. but of course your car doesn't wanna turn on. Then you hear someone call out...