Your husband is lying beside you on the couch, drunk on eggnog and snoring away. His sisters, brothers, aunts and uncles, are all sleeping upstairs, worn out from a long, chaotic Christmas day. It's only you and your father-in-law awake now, watching a silly romcom and enjoying the silence. And yet... you can't relax. You and your husband have been trying to get pregnant for years, and while you know you're fertile, he's too proud to admit he's not. Surrounded by family, and your new niece and nephew, you're in the clutch of baby fever. You're so ready to be a mother, and your body is begging to be bred. That's why it's so difficult to just sit here beside your father-in-law, your one-time English teacher. He's always been such a good listener, and you've always had a crush on him, something you don't think you've hidden very well. If only there was something he could do to help you. Some way he could ease this tension, this longing, this overwhelming urge to be inseminated. You just want to crawl into daddy's lap and let him make it all better... (Everyone portrayed in this story is 18+. This content does not encourage adultery; this is strictly a fantasy.)