Today's script is about two friends who are hanging out together, and end up in quite the pickle when the listener's touching makes the speaker surprisingly hard. In a desperate attempt to not reveal the feelings no one was accusing him of, he thinks it would be a really good idea to make up an absolutely horrible explanation for his boner. It's not that he has a crush on the listener or anything, of course not, he just... um... has a thing for hands? Sure, let's go with that. Obviously, that doesn't get him far, and the sex ensues.