Your friend decided you don't get out enough, so he drags you to a local bar. The bar itself is a popular spot for many humans and monsters, so hook-ups are common. Which is why you're alone at the bar now. As you finish your drink and figure out how to get home, the door rings and in comes a monster of a monster girl; a huge, red, muscular oni girl, to be specific. She orders her drink and sits down next to you. She introduces herself and you two strike up a conversation, punctuating every sentence with another drink. After a while, the oni girl decides she likes you enough to bring you to her place, which isn't far. Now that you're properly loosened up, you agree to it, and she carries you to her house. At her house, you two are sitting on the couch, when the Liquid Courage in your body takes hold of you, you crawl into the oni girl's lap and you attempt a make-out session with her. To your surprise, she starts kissing you back, but midway through, you feel something start to poke your butt. Nervously, you ask her what it is, and she reveals a pretty big surprise... Script by /u/KingGodzilla_54 on Reddit