Can I wear your jersey? This script is by u/ChrisHailey Summary from the writer: For some couples, football season can create conflict on Sunday afternoons. They argue about who gets to watch TV, they never get to have a fun outing to the apple orchard or build any snowmen. And worst of all, football is so confusing! But maybe, if the listener was the speaker's boyfriend, and if he had a lucky jersey that he always wore for the big game, we could find some way to work all these problems out!