"Sorry buddy, didn't mean to bump into you. Who are you, son? Oh. A new recruit for the cheer team, huh? Very nice. Tell you what, bud. Come with me to the storage shed just next door, and I'll get your uniform. Here you go champ, fresh uniform just for you. Chuck it on, see how it fits. Oh, were you not told? All the guys have to wear girl's uniforms. Budget cuts and all that. Put it on. There's a good lad. Listen to what I tell ya. Now, you should do some stretches. Just to make sure it fits right. Oh don't worry about this rope. Just bend over..."