"Hey, I know I’m funny, but try not to laugh, alright? Here, drink up. Sorry for making you cough. I know your throat feels like shit right now. Not a very good caretaker, am I? It just sucks you aren’t dating anyone. You could’ve had, like, an incredibly sexy nurse taking care of you, just tending to your every need. But you got stuck with me, though I don’t think it’ll be such a downside... Not being weird dude, just uhhh… those moans you’re letting out, it makes me feel bad for you, you know! Just close your eyes and rest for me... I’m just gonna start with your shoulders, and gently rub them… Move a little lower… Just making you feel as relaxed as possible… Shhhhhhhh, it’s okay… Don’t worry… Shhhhh, it’s just lotion, it’s okay. Don’t worry. You’re gonna be more than just fine... Where do you think you’re going? No, no, don’t do that now. We both know I’m stronger than you. And we both know you want this."