Summary: We've been discussing having a baby together for months now. It's something you've been especially vocal about, and I've been fully supportive of the idea. So why do you keep backing out whenever we're ready to try for a baby? You're too afraid to commit, and as your boyfriend it's my responsibility to help you make the right choices in life. So I'm not going to give you the choice at all. I love you, and I hate to trick you like this, but it's for your own good. You will get pregnant tonight.