Summary: Another night out partying, another night you (the listener) drink too much and need to be driven home. Luckily your very kind friend (the speaker) is there to look after you. He'll make sure you get home safe and into your own bed to drift off to sleep. He's always there to help, and never asks for a thing in return because he's such a nice guy. Though... isn't it a coincidence you only ever get black-out drunk when he's around? And why do you always wake up feeling sore? And why have some of your panties been going missing? Stop thinking so much and fall asleep already, ~~bitch~~ hun.