The Handjob Princess Written by: Chris Hailey Performed by: Scarlett Blush This is a fun (and very naughty) comedic tale that takes place in the Middle Ages. A knight saves the princess from a band of robbers. In return, she wishes to give him a token of her affection, her virginity. In fact, she insists that he take it since he ruined her chance with those robbers. After an incredible handjob by The Handjob Princess herself, it's impossible to rebuff her advances. In the end, this sweet little princess and you, her ravishing knight, can expect to have a very happy ending.