~ Crash Crush ~ Written by: Sir-Craft (AKA Dutch) ~ Performed by: Scarlett Blush ~ When you told the pilot that you would pay her a generous sum of money to fly you over the woodlands (after all, you can certainly afford it), you didn't expect to have to pay for the whole plane! After surviving a plane crash and spending two weeks in the wilderness, this patronizing, irritable woman insists that you owe her for damages to the plane...if you ever manage to make it out of the woods, that is. Who knows how long it will take to contact a rescue chopper? In the meantime, she's feeling pretty lonely and desperate for physical touch. And, maybe you are too...