Scenario: You’ve gone to the fall festival with your (British) boyfriend. You've been in the corn maze for a while and it’s gotten dark outside. You’re having trouble finding your way out and you start to get concerned that you’ll be lost all night. Well... he's getting concerned. You have other plans for keeping warm... -- So I was talking to someone the other day about a 'Fall' Festival and had to be explained what it was. We have Harvest Festivals in the UK but it's more of a church thing that just a celebration of the fact Autumn exists (which is the proper word for it by the way :P) Then the same day I saw this script and thought "Yep. Doing that one." Tried my best to play this one a bit younger, adding a little of TV era Orlando Bloom to the voice (in theory). Also a couple of ad-libs to suit a British speaker. Audio here: "...your lips are so sweet. You taste like apple cider..." Thanks so much to u/RightBitOfKit for yet another great script. Please go here and check it out: Here. Also make sure to check the rendition by u/fischji - who included the appropriate song as well! --- If you enjoyed this audio, please let me know in the comments below or if you prefer through my [Anonymous Feedback Form](https://forms.gle/VikBV8ZhBrZCb8Td8)