The fabulous u/Anarchistlatina wrote this excellent script. I played around with it a bit, adding a few more british-isms and a little more awkward humour. I also toned down the dirty talk a bit because I utterly suck at dirty talk! Also threw in a little bit of French here and there. I'm not sure what happened by my pop shield clearly didn't do the job and as a result this is far from my best work audio quality wise. I have a new Mic set on order and may rerecord then. Audio:"This colour really brightens the room..." Script is here EDIT: If you enjoyed this then you should DEFINITELY check it the original script FILL by the dangerously talented u/roguestones. --- If you enjoyed this audio, please let me know in the comments below or if you prefer through my Anonymous Feedback Form: https://forms.gle/VikBV8ZhBrZCb8Td8