Summary: When your boyfriend (the speaker) calls out to you from the bedroom one afternoon, you don't expect to find him stuck under a bed unable to move. Once you've finished laughing at his predicament -and taking some photos for posterity- you notice that his delectable ass, clad in slightly-too-tight sweatpants, is on full display. He's not going to mind being trapped for a little longer, especially not when you start giving that rump some well deserved attention. What are you supposed to do when presented with such a yummy looking cake? *Not* dive right in for a taste?