Welcome to GWA inc. Now that you’ve filled out your paperwork and found your desk, please watch this orientation video. It will tell you everything you need to know to make your time here successful. Just, maybe, don’t look under your desk. Written by u/fischji (Ryan)! This wonderful script is so fun that I recorded right away when it was posted 3 months ago; but, it got filled by several people pretty fast. So, I decided to hold off. I have finally edited it and am excited to share with you, This GWA Orientation Blows. Literally. Corporate jingles sourced from: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Scott_Holmes